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Alien Protest

Alien Protest Setting: Outside a capital building, a group of angry protesters waving signs that say “Deportation Now” or other anti-immigration rhetoric. Protester 1:  Down with Aliens! Down with Aliens! Send ’em home! Protester 2: Build a wall! Build a … Continue reading

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Presentatarian Protest – Snarky Skits

Setting: Outside City Library News Anchor Bob: Tonight on News Room 13: Last week, we reported that a local member of our fair city was granted permission to declare his philosophy, “Presentarianism”, a federally recognized religion. Mr. Jim Bottoms, whose … Continue reading

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GOP Therapy Night – Snarky Skits

Setting: Psychologist’s Office Psychologist: Group 1? Group 1? Mr. Cruz, Mr. Rubio and Mr. Trump? Come in and find a chair, please. Trump: You expect me to sit on a metal folding chair? These are for peasants! Cruz: What kind … Continue reading

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Capitol Hill Santa – Snarky Skits

Setting: Santa’s Congressional Spending Workshop Santa: Ho, ho, ho! Gather round children. I have toys for all the good little boys and girls here at Capitol Hill. <children’s voices> Santa: One at a time, one at a time. Ho, ho, … Continue reading

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The War on Christmas – Snarky Skits

Setting: The War on Christmas Officer’s Tent General: Fellow soldiers, thank you for coming to this meeting. I know that the troops are disheartened right now. We have taken heavy losses.  We have all taken a beating but if we … Continue reading

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Martin Shkreli’s Big Idea – Snarky Skits

Setting: Board meeting of Turing Pharmacueticals <gavel sound> Chairman of the Board: Attention, attention. The meeting of the Turing Pharmeceuticals Board will now come to order. The first item on our agenda is the Treasurer’s report. Treasurer: Thank you Chairman. … Continue reading

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Trick or Treat – Snarky Skits

Trick or Treat 2015 Setting: Front porch of older woman Grandma: Okay, kids! Enjoy your candy. You have a good Halloween. Yup. Watch your step! <closes door> What a bunch of cuties. Those were the tiniest ninjas I have ever … Continue reading

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Two Fer Tuesday – Snarky Skits

Setting: Locally produced TV commercial Announcer: Two fer Tuesday! Two fer Tuesday! Two fer Tuesday! Grab the family and head on down to Honest Cal’s Used Politician Lot. We have acres of politicians available for your cause driving pleasure. We … Continue reading

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Biden For President: Like It or Not – Snarky Skits

Setting: Radio Broadcast Dave: Tonight we have the privilege of interviewing current Vice President and future presidential candidate Joe Biden. Welcome to NPR, Mr. Biden and congradulations on your bid as Democratic nominee for the presidency. Biden: Thank you for … Continue reading

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Truth Serum – Snarky Skits

Setting: Church Confession Booth Congressman: Bless me Father for I have sinned. It has been 3 months since my last confession. Priest: Tell me your sins, my child. Congressman: I just keep lying, Father. I can’t seem to stop lying. … Continue reading

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