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GOP Therapy Night – Snarky Skits

Setting: Psychologist’s Office Psychologist: Group 1? Group 1? Mr. Cruz, Mr. Rubio and Mr. Trump? Come in and find a chair, please. Trump: You expect me to sit on a metal folding chair? These are for peasants! Cruz: What kind … Continue reading

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Capitol Hill Santa – Snarky Skits

Setting: Santa’s Congressional Spending Workshop Santa: Ho, ho, ho! Gather round children. I have toys for all the good little boys and girls here at Capitol Hill. <children’s voices> Santa: One at a time, one at a time. Ho, ho, … Continue reading

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Trick or Treat – Snarky Skits

Trick or Treat 2015 Setting: Front porch of older woman Grandma: Okay, kids! Enjoy your candy. You have a good Halloween. Yup. Watch your step! <closes door> What a bunch of cuties. Those were the tiniest ninjas I have ever … Continue reading

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Two Fer Tuesday – Snarky Skits

Setting: Locally produced TV commercial Announcer: Two fer Tuesday! Two fer Tuesday! Two fer Tuesday! Grab the family and head on down to Honest Cal’s Used Politician Lot. We have acres of politicians available for your cause driving pleasure. We … Continue reading

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Biden For President: Like It or Not – Snarky Skits

Setting: Radio Broadcast Dave: Tonight we have the privilege of interviewing current Vice President and future presidential candidate Joe Biden. Welcome to NPR, Mr. Biden and congradulations on your bid as Democratic nominee for the presidency. Biden: Thank you for … Continue reading

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Truth Serum – Snarky Skits

Setting: Church Confession Booth Congressman: Bless me Father for I have sinned. It has been 3 months since my last confession. Priest: Tell me your sins, my child. Congressman: I just keep lying, Father. I can’t seem to stop lying. … Continue reading

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Don’t Break the Ice 2015 – Snarky Skits

Johnny: Hey guys! Look at the game I got! Dave: “Don’t break the Ice”. Cool! I remember this game from when I was a kid. Sue: I used to play it at my grandma’s house. You set up the plastic … Continue reading

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Ellen Page and the BBQ Boys – Snarky Skits

Cast of Characters: Ellen Page Scott Walker Ted Cruz Ted: Sure is great to be here at the Iowa State Fair grilling pork chops for potential voters. I am glad that even though we are poitical rivals, you joined me … Continue reading

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Church of Enron and Ted Cruz – Snarky Skits

Secretary: Bishop George? I have a pilgrim seeking membership in the Church of St. Enron waiting room. Bishop: Who is it? Secretary: It’s Ted Cruz, sir. He’s a senator from Texas. Bishop: Never heard of him. Is he related to … Continue reading

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1st Meeting of the Church of Enron – Snarky Skits

Church Leader: Welcome all to the 1st meeting of Church of Saint Enron. You have all been invited to our church for a number of reasons: Number 1: You are all upset with Pope Francis for his unreasonable support of … Continue reading

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